I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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