She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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