Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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