making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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