So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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