Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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