To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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