He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So apparently I’m into choking now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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