I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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