With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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