if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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