Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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