I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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