Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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