Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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