The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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