think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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