really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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