How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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