I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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