It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I wish there were birth control emojis
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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