Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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