: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just gift wrapped bread.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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