You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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