google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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