Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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