She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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