I want to walk on stilts...naked
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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