Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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