I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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