Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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