awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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