Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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