In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So vagazzling was a success
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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