what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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