Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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