do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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