Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
How naked do you want me to be?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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