I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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