Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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