In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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