found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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