i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
honey bunches of taint.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
