if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
