Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
...so i touched it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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