Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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