Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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