I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
