i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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