Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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