office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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