my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I believe in your delicious
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