I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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