people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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