Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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