Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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