if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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