I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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